Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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