I molested 6 butterflies tonight
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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