Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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