yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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