Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize
