i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My vagina is officially offended.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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