"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My life is pants optional.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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