Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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