did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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