Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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