I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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