Will you blow on my dice?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.