Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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