do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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