what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
4 words: hood of his car
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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