He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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