I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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