if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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