if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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