TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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