and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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