There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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