All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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