im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Enjoy the penises
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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