thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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