Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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