either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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