Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I want a musical about memes.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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