He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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