My nipple is on Facebook.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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