I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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