Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.