i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.