That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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