pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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