just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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