She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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