they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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