I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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