then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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