You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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