I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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