If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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