The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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