I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm both gender and math confused
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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