Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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