On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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