fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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