I CAN MOONWALK!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
