I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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