I like my sex mixed with concussions.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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