so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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