Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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