Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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